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Lucy Pepper's avatar

Yes yes yes yes yes and YES! Fucking motherfucking fuckers (that’s a freebie for Bob)

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Laura Kidd 💌 Penfriend's avatar

I had high hopes for making friends with Bob, but he seemed rather stuck in a one track conversation. Bye, Bob.

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Nick Xylas's avatar

I for one don't mind being compared to the humble earthworm. Earthworms aerate the soil, and help pull in decaying matter, providing vital nutrients. Like pollinators, life on earth couldn't exist without them. Yay worms!

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Laura Kidd 💌 Penfriend's avatar

This is a very good point! Yay worms indeed :)

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Jack Roscoe's avatar

Fucking brilliant… biggest smile from a blog in ages. Thank you, Laura. As a related aside, my Netflix profile is GMF (John Grant!)… now THATS also a song with profanity delivered so beautifully.

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Laura Kidd 💌 Penfriend's avatar

Oo I need to listen! Big fan of Martha Wainwright’s “Bloody Motherfucking Asshole” too, great tune.

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Jack Roscoe's avatar

Wow… so I hadn’t heard the MW song - friggin’ awesome. Thank you for suggesting 🙏… and I’m gonna have to write a proper sweaty song now!

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Laura Kidd 💌 Penfriend's avatar

WAIT I do know this song. Brilliant one.

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Alec's avatar

Apparently they used to blow tobacco smoke into the rectum to revive people. So it's kind of saying empty words to make someone feel good. I'm not sure I would have felt great...

Now I feel bad about several past uses of that phrase, and sad about my inadequate tattoo tally.

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Laura Kidd 💌 Penfriend's avatar

Whoah! This is how we learn things. 💨

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